U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
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You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
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Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize