Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I want to stick my p in your. b.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
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she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
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it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.