Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
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If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
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It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker