I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
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That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
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I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
false alarm, still single
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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