in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
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We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
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You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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