Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
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Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
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After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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