he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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