barbara walters just said penis...
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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