Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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