Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
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After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
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Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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