Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
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I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
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Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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