I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
