Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
im having a threesome with these popsicles
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
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when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
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AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
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