your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
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I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
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I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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