I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
They have beer where we have blood.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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