Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
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don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
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I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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