Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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