so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Swine flu is the new snow day.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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