Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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