I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
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Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
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No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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