Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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