another moral hangover. fuck.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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