First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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