he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
worst night to have a conscience
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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