everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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