Tell her she can't have a vagina
she smelled like a LAN party
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
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When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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