what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
someone owes me an orgasm
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Randomize
