So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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