Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Your penis caused this!
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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