SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
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youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
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She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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