no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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