Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
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I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
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I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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