It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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