Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
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He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
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Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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