She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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