i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
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Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
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I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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