Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
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well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
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Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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