I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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