but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Randomize