My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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