Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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