Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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