You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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