He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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