just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
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Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
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We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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