just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Randomize
