Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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