Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
They took my balls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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