You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
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It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
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So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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