none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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