I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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