it wasn't lemon gatorade
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
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