How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
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At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
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Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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