i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
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There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
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Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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