Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
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Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
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YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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