Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Just pee around me
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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