Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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