Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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