; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
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he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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