If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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