She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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