jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
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Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
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Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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