Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
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You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
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You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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